haanigram:

winstonlikesmansausages:

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU CHILTON YOU LIL SHIT

best thing to happen to cannibalism

(Source: thumbsinthefridge, via ametricfuckton)

18 hours ago 1564 ♥
releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via raindrops-keepfallingonmyhead)

18 hours ago 1433353 ♥

nbchannibal:

Getting a test back like…

image

(via poorlycaffeinated)

18 hours ago 6474 ♥

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18 hours ago 98547 ♥

laughingstation:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

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18 hours ago 255678 ♥
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via ametricfuckton)

18 hours ago 387372 ♥

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

(via thefuuuucomics)

20 hours ago 330843 ♥

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
image
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

image

this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via raindrops-keepfallingonmyhead)

20 hours ago 430663 ♥
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