foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via thefuuuucomics)

3 hours ago 151361 ♥
me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
3 hours ago 30140 ♥
3 hours ago 92776 ♥
stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ollieomega)

4 hours ago 448691 ♥

Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.

4 hours ago 456976 ♥

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy, via thefuuuucomics)

5 hours ago 75980 ♥

feministxprincess:

politicalsexkitten:

khoroshocrossing:

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

I’m a HUGE lesbo. :P

"Who is sexier. Men or women?"

Women. Obviously.

The bi woman’s struggle

(via ametricfuckton)

6 hours ago 128751 ♥
lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

(Source: alexisanchezisonfire, via currentuser)

6 hours ago 652131 ♥
In 60 years
grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
me: *takes a swig of vodka*
me: *lights up cuban cigar*
me: *gazes out the window*
me: my otp will never be canon
*roll credits*
6 hours ago 3475 ♥
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